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A small list, instead of ellipses: (warning to the boys, I was observing stuff in the drugstore while waiting for a prescription last night)
- What are "Sport" tampons and why does anyone need them? Do they wick the sweat out of your hoohah? Are they more aerodynamic? Can you jump higher and run faster?
- How did the product testing work to end up with "mistable" personal lubricant?
- Who cares if something is manly or not if you like it?
- What would happen if you use the Anti-Poof Shampoo and Conditioner and the Anti-Flat styling creme? Would it be like you did nothing at all?
- If I don't knit socks (see: too loose of gauge for everything) why am I so drawn to sock yarn?
- Does Meg Swansen have an unmarried son or grandson or nephew? I want to be related to that family. (can you tell I've been re-reading EZ books this weekend?)
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3 comments:
the anti-poof, anti-flat thing is like a steven wright joke... putting a humidifier and a dehumidifier in a room and letting them fight it out.
I'm speechless right now. I'm still thinking about your application of the word "wick." HAHAHA!
I sort of understand, sort of don't understand the searching flickr for red and yarn...fascinating. I think I need a hobby besides blogging...
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