A list of ten things about today:
- Babies smell very similar to the way cheese does when you are making it.
- Cloth diapers (with a service) are easy and nice when you have the little plastic-elastic-velcro wrappers for them. With twins the service is even less expensive than disposable. And where are you supposed to put all those used, disposable diapers?
- Apparently, baby formula can be any temperature between (but excluding) so-cold-the-baby-rejects-it and hotter-than-human-body-temperature. There is no particular scientific reason for a warm bottle.
- It only takes one mistake to reinforce the need to put the lid on the bottle before you shake it up.
- You'd have to be a masochistic idiot to wake a sleeping baby.
- The baby carrier will be saving my arms.
- Its way too hot for October.
- Baby bottles have come a long way in the last 15 years.
- It's hard to wait the full five minutes to see if a soothing method will work.
- The bird swing is magic. Its creepy how well it works, but definitely magic.