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A small list, instead of ellipses: (warning to the boys, I was observing stuff in the drugstore while waiting for a prescription last night)
- What are "Sport" tampons and why does anyone need them? Do they wick the sweat out of your hoohah? Are they more aerodynamic? Can you jump higher and run faster?
- How did the product testing work to end up with "mistable" personal lubricant?
- Who cares if something is manly or not if you like it?
- What would happen if you use the Anti-Poof Shampoo and Conditioner and the Anti-Flat styling creme? Would it be like you did nothing at all?
- If I don't knit socks (see: too loose of gauge for everything) why am I so drawn to sock yarn?
- Does Meg Swansen have an unmarried son or grandson or nephew? I want to be related to that family. (can you tell I've been re-reading EZ books this weekend?)
the anti-poof, anti-flat thing is like a steven wright joke... putting a humidifier and a dehumidifier in a room and letting them fight it out.
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless right now. I'm still thinking about your application of the word "wick." HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI sort of understand, sort of don't understand the searching flickr for red and yarn...fascinating. I think I need a hobby besides blogging...
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